For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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