I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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