I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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