Me. At least after what I've been through.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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