marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
honey bunches of taint.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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