i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
that is very illegal...i love you.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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