Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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