he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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