Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
