i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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