ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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