That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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