There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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