He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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