Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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