you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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