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Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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