Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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