I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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