That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
