I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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