so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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