never play flip cup with pint glasses
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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