thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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