Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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