and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Your penis caused this!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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