11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
