Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
