i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
whose parrot is this?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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