Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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