It's Friday. Sex?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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