It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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