Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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