What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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