All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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