Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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