smell my finger.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
