I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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