You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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