We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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