I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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