At least make sure they are 18
Why
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud đł
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
His name isnt in my phone as âSatanâs spawnâ for no reason. #devildick
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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