): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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