found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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