He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
dude. I can hear the air.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
