Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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