Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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