I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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