somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
