I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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