I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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